Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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