Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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