FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I am midnight drunk by noon
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
