New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just invented taco cereal.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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