everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.