i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
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no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man