You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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