I didn't shave. On purpose
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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So much puke
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes