Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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