You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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