My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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