People with herpes should wear stickers.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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