Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I just forgot I was standing up.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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