At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
