remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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