through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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