where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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