He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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