I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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