epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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