ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
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What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
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