Having a random hookup so left but love u
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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