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he told me I talked like a deaf person
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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