Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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