ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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