So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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