what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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