Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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