I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Randomize
