Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
kristin has been a bad kristin
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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