Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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