well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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