I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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