just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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