I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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