No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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