you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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