**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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