Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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