Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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