Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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