I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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