it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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