But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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