some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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