HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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