you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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