Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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