I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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