Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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