he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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