Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Are my feet made of real feet?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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