when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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