if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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