I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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