Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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