I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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