Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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