yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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