It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
