You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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