You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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