I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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