i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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